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Joke of the Day

"I recently saw a video of a lady in a burkha do the ice bucket challege. She accidentally water boarded herself."

"Relationship status table for one but drinks for two."

"Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"When you refuse to pay your exorcist: ...you get repossessed."

"Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they ""hate it""!! They are the real heroes."

"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"

"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."

"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."

"Why don't I take my guinea pigs on walksies It's hard on my cavies"