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Joke of the Day
"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"
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"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."
"An open letter to the President of the United States. Dear Mr. President I know where you live."
"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
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