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"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"
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"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."
"Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night. One was a salted."
"Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place."
"There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars."
"""DO NOT HIT ME. THE TURTLES DO NOT HIT SPLINTER. I AM SPLINTER TO YOU."" -real thing I just said to my son"
"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
"Me: Yes honey.. I know.. a stroller for the baby. I got it. *hangs up* Salesman: As I was saying, the largest hamster ball we sell is a-"