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Joke of the Day

"Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats"

"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."

"If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them."

"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."

"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."

"You know why midget performers attract customers? they remind them that life is short"

"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"

"I think it's weird that characters in comic strips always recite the alphabet to fall asleep... ...But it's even weirder that they always time it exactly fucking perfect."

"How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too heavy to lift."

"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"