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Joke of the Day

"welcome back to guitar 101 everybody. what now, steve? uh, hey. are you gonna make the 'snapped my g-string' joke? no *steve leaves*"

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"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""
"Money is the root of all wealth."
"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"
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"[interview] ""what's you're biggest weakness?"" *whispers* ""sorry i couldn-"" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME"
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