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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one."
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"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"
"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""
"Don't you hate it when you misjudge a moment of silence and lean in for a kiss. Worst police interrogation ever."
"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"
"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."
"You put the punchline in the title Wanna know how to spoil a joke?"
"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."
"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."
"Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore."