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Joke of the Day

"Why is divorce so expensive? ... because it's worth it."

"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."

"What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!"

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"

"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."

"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"

"Quick tax question: Does giving thousands of dollars to charity last year make up for lying about it this year?"

"People ask me where I see myself in 5 years. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal."

"Why was the diamond depressed? He had been under a lot of pressure lately."