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Joke of the Day

"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."

"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."

"Mermaids and their boobs This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!"

"What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine? When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months."

"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."

"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"

"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"

"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"

"Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids."

"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"