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Joke of the Day
"I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping"
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"I like Buddha He's a well rounded guy"
"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."
"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"
"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."
"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."
"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."
"Why did the woman cross the road? Good fucking question, I need to get stronger locks for the home dungeon."
"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""
"What do you call an orgy with drummers? A gang bang."