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Joke of the Day
"I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping"
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"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"
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"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."
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