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Joke of the Day
"I think I may have insomnia But whatever, I won't lose any sleep over it."
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"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"
"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."
"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"Today is a big day for the Chinese. Erection Day"
"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."
"Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds"
"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."
"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."