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Joke of the Day

"A windy day Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. The first says to her friends ""gosh, it's windy today"". The second says ""no, it's Thursday"". The third says ""so am I. Let's get a drink""."

"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."

"I feel sorry for Santa..... I hear he only cums once a year....maybe it's his age....."

"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"

"What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to? Grow away."

"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck nose."

"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"

"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"

"A blond goes to bed with a glass of water and an empty one. The latter is in case she wakes up not feeling thirsty."

"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."