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Joke of the Day

"A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you."

"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."

"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"

"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."

"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, ""RRRRR""] ""You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"""

"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."

"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."

"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"