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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Saw this as a trail of sticky notes left on someone's door at work."

"ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING THIS IS THE BEST ACID EVER LOL -Dr. Dolittle"

"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America."

"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."

"did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism? Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content."

"Just saw a bum with bags wrapped around his feet. Must have them new j's, trying to keep them fresh."

"What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen."

"Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a."