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Joke of the Day

"A few days ago I wanted to share a sandwich with a homeless person... ...but then he told me to fuck of and that I should buy my own sandwich."

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"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."
"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."
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