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Joke of the Day
"What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim."
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"What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants."
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."
"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."
"Two yrs ago I weighed 296lbs. Today I weigh 293lbs. Hard work makes dreams come true, folks."
"If a man thinks blondes have the best butts... ...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"
"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."