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Joke of the Day
"Doesn't the president pardon a Turkish jet every thanksgiving?"
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"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."
"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"
"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"
"People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van."
"What came first the egg or the Chicken? the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?"
"What type of knot do you tie in space? An astronaut."
"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."
"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"