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Joke of the Day

"A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: - You are right. And besides this it has no bottom."

"What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes? Ripostes them"

"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""

"The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor."

"Every single person on a reality TV series is the kind of person you don't want to sit next to in a restaurant."

"This is a math joke So x^2 goes to a x^3 and asks, do you believe in god. For a moment the x^3 pauses before responding, you know what, I do believe in higher powers."

"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"

"Saw this a while back There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who do not."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"This is your captain speaking... AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."