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Joke of the Day

"Husband (right before going to bed): ""Baby here is the aspirin for your headache"". Wife: ""But I dont have any headaches"" Husband: Gotcha!"

"When the book of Revelations was written, the writer wrote that the end of the world would be signaled by trumpets. In fact, God had said Trump/Pence."

"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"

"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"

"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."

"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"

"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."