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Joke of the Day

"There must be something wrong with my phone I haven't gotten a single call about any of the 100s of jobs I've applied to. I think my email is messed up too."

"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1000 people."

"Ernie's roommate asks him if he wants to go out for ice cream. Ernie refuses and proposes an alternative, but his roommate does not understand the response: Sherbert!"

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"I think my girlfriend might be pregnant... ...I just laughed at a Dad joke."

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!"

"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."

"I'll do anything to prove I'm not lazy. I'll go the whole three yards."

"Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off."