201845
Joke of the Day
"What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight? You wanna pizza me?!"
Next Joke
"Do one thing that scares you every day. Maybe do four things. Live in constant fear."
"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."
"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"
"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"
"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""
"Well, I did it again. I focused on the one person at the concert who annoyed me and let it ruin my whole night."
"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."
"Coke is like porn you keep coming back for more! :)"
"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"