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Joke of the Day

"We asked 100 women what body-wash they preferred. 99% replied with: ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM, YOU PERVERT!"""

"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."

"What's Al Qaida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"

"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."

"Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0... They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."

"My girlfriend and I have been arguing a lot recently Last night she threw a lettuce at me. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"

"ethiopian food"