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Joke of the Day
"Whats do a baby and old people have in common? They both get ditched in the park"
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"When talking to your kids about the ""birds and the bees"", don't forget the part about how the bird can't feel shit when he wears a condom."
"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("
"I dance like people wish they weren't watching."
"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"What is white and 14 inches long? Nothing."
"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."
"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."
"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."