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Joke of the Day
"Fuck Girls. I just wanna get laid... is redundant"
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"How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad."
"You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners."
"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"
"How long do owls live? Six and a half books."
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
"This 5p bag tax is great I can get a 10bag for 50p"
"John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring"
"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."