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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you do with a green monster? A: Wait until it ripens."

"If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato."

"Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep"

"I want to form a law practice specializing in sexual harassment suits against medical professionals... I'll call it ""Doctors Without Boundaries"""

"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"

"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"hate when people walk in on me naked! What's this world coming to when u can't get a moment to yourself at toy r us?"

"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift? I'll never part with this!"

"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""