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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose."
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"[After date, walking her to her door] Her: Thanks. I would invite you in, but I don't want to."
"Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers."
"picture a potato but sexy lol i just tricked u into thinking of me naked"
"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."
"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"
"A fun thing to do when someone shows you a picture of their new baby is to look confused and just say ""I don't get it?"""
"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"
"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"
"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."