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Joke of the Day
"Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years."
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"""Please! There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe."" -me in every social situation"
"That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass"
"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."
"Whats brown and sticky A stick"
"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."
"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "
"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"
"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."
"Helium walks into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender says ""Sorry. We don't serve noble gases here"". He doesn't react."