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Joke of the Day
"I had no shoes and I complained. Until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes."
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"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."
"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."
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"Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes."
"I hurt my back... ...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say ""Naw, just working on my pimp walk"". :)"
"A Limerick There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave, He said ""It's disgusting"", But she only needs dusting, Just think of the money I'll save!"