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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drawing of Ketchup? Sketchup"
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"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""
"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."
"My dad got fired from the local calendar shop He kept taking days off"
"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."
"If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'."
"Orc try to get at you? Hobbit like it's hot. Sauron get an attitude? Hobbit like it's hot. *click clack click clack click*"
"make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet."
"Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House? Because trumps bringing his own pence."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."