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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drawing of Ketchup? Sketchup"
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"Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead"
"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck? A Pair-a-ducks."
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."
"Two most important rules of programming 1. Avoid repetitions 2. Avoid repetitions"
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."