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Joke of the Day

"""I love you. I love you. Pay attention to me. I love you. Ok I'm fed now. I HATE YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"" - Cats"

"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"

"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."

"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."

"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"

"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."

"Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion."

"Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother."

"Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?"