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Joke of the Day

"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them. Worst dead baby jokes, let's hear them! NSFW because dead baby jokes probably aren't safe for work..."

"What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Yo mama is like an Arcade Machine ... put the quarters in the Pussy and play with the titties"

"Chem students do it on the table periodically."

"How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta? With a crowbar."

"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"

"Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... And orders a drink or two. Or three. Or four. And then gets into a barfight."

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am."

"I only got one match, but I can make an explosion. And now the government thinks I'm a terrorist."