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Joke of the Day
"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"
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"Based on the Scotland vote results... It looks like the UK didn't get off Scot-free."
"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"
"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."
"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."
"If you whisper, ""we're being watched,"" you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days."
"I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances."
"Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"If i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i would probably just cancel on them at the last minute"