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Joke of the Day
"I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children. A shell suit."
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"I'm on this new diet where I can eat anything but sugar, bread, meat, fruit, and food"
"When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas."
"the boss hands me a gun, ""you know what to do."" I nod. outside, I frantically google: boss gun why how to kill is killing ok regift gun ok"
"You cant run through a campground .. You can only ran ... because it's past tents."
"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"
"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."
"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"
"Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India."
"Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan"