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Joke of the Day
"Putting a selfie on the top of your Christmas tree... ...because you're such a f**king star!"
Next Joke
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."
"I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5 It's pretty refreshing."
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."
"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."
"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."
"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"
"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."
"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."
"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."