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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."
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"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"
"Why do cannibals prefer to eat blind people? Because with one sense gone they taste really good. Sorry, that was wrong... they taste really well."
"Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive."
"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
"You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What's not to like about birthdays?"
"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
"""Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""I said... Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""Ted?"" ""THAT's what an unanswered text feels like, Sue."""