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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb? One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her."

"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."

"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."

"I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but, my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding"

"Apparently ""some assembly required"" is IKEA for ""here's a beech tree and some nails."""

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"

"[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed? Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy."