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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Do the dishes Me: Can't. Holding the baby Wife: Take out the trash Me: Can't. Baby Wife: Change the baby Me: Can't. Doing dishes."

"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."

"I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial."

"What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time? Gang rape."

"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"

"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."

"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."