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Joke of the Day
"What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."
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"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"
"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"Do you know what a woman says in the bedroom when she sees a big dick? No, me neither."
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"
"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."
"a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and edventually full of shit"
"Did you hear about the leper who visited the whorehouse? He left a big tip."
"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."