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Joke of the Day

"More Romantic Than Funny, But Well... A: Knock Knock. B: Who's there? A: Willy. B: Willy who? A: Will you marry me?"

"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"How does Hitler separate his juice? By concentrate."

"Wanna hear a good one? The current choices America has for the job of president."

"Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says.. PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!"

"Some people are very down to earth... You know, midgets."

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I said... Some black guy would rob me..."

"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"