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"What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right"
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"My ex-girlfriend tried joining the slut club... But all their positions were filled."
"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"
"What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"
"Texas - A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serving a prison sentence. He gave the court a check--a forged check. He was sentenced to ten years."
"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"What did one plate say to the other? ""Lunch is on me."""
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"Its possible to live on a diet of only potatoes But, as the Irish found out, it wasn't possible to live on a diet without them."