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Joke of the Day

"I hate sausage puns. They're the wurst."

"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable."

"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."

"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."

"I went for my prostate examination this morning.After inserting a finger into my arse and having a good feel around, the doctor looked at me and said, ""that should be my finger, not yours"""

"The man who invented distorted mirrors has died. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."

"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."