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Joke of the Day
"I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense I guess this is growing up..."
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"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss"
"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""
"Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who? that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser... edit: looser = loser"
"So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them... Squatters' rights."
"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."
"My bathtub is just like me. Shallow and not quite long enough."
"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"