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Joke of the Day

"I have a clear conscience until a police car pulls behind me. Then I'm like ""OH GOD WHAT IF I MURDERED SOMEONE DID I MURDER SOMEONE"""

"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"

"ENTER PASSWORD > bench85 PASSWORD TOO WEAK. TRY AGAIN. > bench285 BRO!"

"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"Here's my review of EA Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma"

"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"

"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."

"Velcro... What a ripoff!"

"What does r/The_Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta"