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Joke of the Day
"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."
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"""Dave's coming over."" -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]"
"Snowman in the summer What do you call a snowman in the summer? ""A puddle"""
"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face."
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."
"If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors."
"Amish Joke"
"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"
"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."