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Joke of the Day

"I don't see how flight MH370 sunk. When it hit the water it would have been plane sailing."

"Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."

"PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]"

"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."

"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."

"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."

"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."