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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."
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"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"
"Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... I should call the cops right?"
"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."
"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."
"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."
"Oklahoma State's student union got shut down today because of a gun threat It turns out it was just a calculator. Don't people know that a calculator is for math deduction not mass destruction?"
"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."
"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."
"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."