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Joke of the Day
"What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
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"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""
"Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother."
"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""
"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"