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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to attempt to dehydrate myself for the depravity contest. I hope I win thirst prize."
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"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."
"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"
"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"
"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Everyone I told swore they wouldn't tell anyone else."
"My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now. Starting to get suspicious... What kind of monster still has a VCR?"
"What does a duck always have behind him? His buttquack"
"A man walks into a bar And he orders 4 shots. Man: Have you heard the Joke that all insolvents know? Bartender: (amused) No. Man: Good. Then you can pay for my drinks."
"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."
"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."