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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pirate having sex? A jolly rogering."

"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."

"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up"

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on."

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"

"What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears? Polar bears gather around the ice hole."

"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"A bank's radio commercial just said, ""Every dollar you donate can feed a hungry family."" Your ATM fees can feed four, you murderous pricks!"