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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers."
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"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"
"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."
"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."
"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"
"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"
"If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?"
"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."
"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."
".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"