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Joke of the Day

"What Men think What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The Women"

"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."

"Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis."

"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"

"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"

"A man walks into a bar And tells a terrible joke about shooting your father. He will never do that again."

"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."

"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."

"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."

"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"